Everything isn't what it seems to be....

lameborghini:

girls are annoying boys are also annoying (it is ok for me to say this i am a plant)

(via f-uar)

dickspeightjr:

dickspeightjr:

what did hitler say right before he died

i did nazi that coming

just kidding hitler killed himself

(Source: caleb-denecour, via epic-humor)

twistedviper:

whorusszahhak:

perfectionistdia:

whorusszahhak:

don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish

But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.

thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY

(Source: fefarielle, via homeworkmyass)

claydols:

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change

(via homeworkmyass)

homicidalwhispers:

mattyjaybee:

i have two moods: fuck you and fuck me

I had to scroll back up to reblog this because this post spoke to me on an emotional level

(Source: mattbellamysfolds, via how-i-wish-53kg)

sireoinmacken:

coming home after a long day to 0 messages and 0 tags

(via homeworkmyass)

yummytomatoes:

 
I don’t know if i wanna know that secret

(via homeworkmyass)

yourendorphine:

homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years

i am crying right now i love you europe

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

(via marapetsrules)